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SO, “GOD WHEN” HAS ENDED FOR ME JUST LIKE THAT😌

So, I ended my 6-year long IT on the 1st of November😌. It was actually six weeks, but the supervisor in charge stretched the time in my eyes😒.

*Shocks* This darn school didn't let me rest from the IT. They quickly told us to resume school 4 days later to “defend” what we claimed in our logbooks as our Industrial Training experience. But mans was unfazed. I'm always ready for sh*t like that. So I carried my white rough shirt and put it on(light no dey dey that time), and then I had to wear my favourite blazer on it to cover the shame. God no go shame us. Amen🙏. I went to school and I bossed my defense...with little glitches by the way though.

Walking out like a don from my conquest, I met my friend(ehn, not really sha. All these see and greet people for department). I sha greeted her like we used to. let me remind you that in all my previous blog posts, I've been 'singu' to stupor, and it was pretty obvious in that I never talked about anyone's dating/relationship experience. And then, on impulse I asked for her number. This happens a few times per year. Where I act like I've lost the seat of my intelligence to insurgents and then I see myself acting things out like I'm watching a movie. Ahn ahn, 'omolomo', she gave me na. In her mind, “ehn we should be friends that talk on whatsapp”. Yinmu.

This me, right, is someone who's anthem was "God when". In fact, I was thinking of doing printed shirt sef with “single to stupor on it”. At least if you cannot see my face on time that I'm fine, you can read now abi🙄.

So, me and this my friend were talking for like 8 days on whatsapp sha. And me sef no tink reach bae/boo stuvs. But the Bible says “if the hedge be removed, the serpent shall bite”. Eyan Vector😁.

Daughter of Zion went to ask me “Do you have?🙂" to one vague statement of me talking about my lecturer thinking I had a girlfriend. But since I don't rush things, I answered “Nope”...then I added what I wanted to print on my shirt.

Next day, Eve's descendant fell again. SMH. “Is it that you haven't gotten the right girl or it's just you?”

This time, serpent bite wella, overbite sef.

Now the Eboobaechukwu has settled my case😂.

“God when?” And God said, “now”.

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